Monthly Archives: March 2007

New DVD Releases For March 20, 2007

Hey everyone, here is your look at the new DVD releases for March 20, 2007. We have some pretty good movies and some pretty bad movies in the list this week. Each movie has a link to amazon, which might help you in your purchases if you decide to make some. Enjoy!

ROCKY BALBOA

ROCKY BALBOA examines one of America’s greatest icons at a vulnerable period in his life–middle age. A former heavyweight boxing champion, known and renown throughout the world for going the distance, Rocky finds a new venture: giving back to his community. This is where he, once more, finds himself at the opposing side of opportunity, not unlike the one he has seen decades ago. Heavyweight champ Mason Dixon and his representation offer Rocky a shot for the title. For Balboa, it’ll be one last hurrah he’ll never forget…..but with his glory days far behind him can he withstand the inevitabilities of what’s to come? A look at going full circle and wanting more, when life turns out how you least expect it and then some.

BLOOD DIAMOND

Leonardo Dicaprio earned an Oscar nomination for his performance as a former mercenary from Zimbabwe turned diamond smuggler working in civil war-torn Sierra Leone. When he hears stories of a rare pink diamond discovered in a slave camp by a Mende fisherman (Djimon Hounsou), they form an uneasy alliance – the smuggler to make his fortune and escape this world, the fisherman to rescue his son from the rebels who have turned the boy into a brutal child soldier. Directed by Ed Zwick, the violent drama co-stars Jennifer Connelly as an American journalist, Michael Sheen, and Arnold Vosloo. The single disc editions (available in separate widescreen and full screen versions) features commentary while the Two-Disc Special Edition includes exclusive featurettes.

ERAGON

The first film in teenage author Christopher Paolini’s fantasy epic about a peasant boy (Ed Speleers) who becomes master of a dragon comes to the screen in the Lord of the Rings-esque adventure for the young adult set. Jeremy Irons takes on the role of mentor, John Malkovich is the evil tyrant who sends his demonic minions to kill the champion in training, Rachel Weisz voices the dragon, and Sienna Guillory, Robert Carlyle, and Djimon Hounsou co-star.

THE PERFECT CRIME

Spain) Alex de la Iglesia brings wit and style to this devious black comedy of a murder mystery starring Guillermo Toledo as a womanizing department store manager whose entire future winds up in the scheming hands of the lone female employee he has not seduced (Mónica Cervera), who witnesses an fatal indiscretion and blackmails him into a love affair.

RE-ANIMATOR

Stuart Gordon’s contemporary cult classic is back on DVD in another special edition with new supplements and a brand new transfer approved by Gordon. Loosely adapted from the H.P. Lovecraft story, it stars Jeffrey Coombs as a medical rebel who has discovered the secret of bringing the dead back to life and co-stars Bruce Abbott, Barbara Crampton, and David Gale as the cadaverous medical professor who plots to steal the secret and winds as an experiment gone very, very wrong. New to this edition is an exhaustive feature-length documentary.

THE ED WOOD COLLECTION – A SALUTE TO INCOMPETENCE

The most charmingly awful films in history, the work of Edward D Wood Jr. You get, GLEN OR GLENDA, JAIL BAIT, BRIDE OF THE MONSTER, THE VIOLENT YEARS, NIGHT OF THE GHOULS and finally… PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. You get all of these for like $9.

NAKED CITY – Criterion Collection

ules Dassin directs this groundbreaking cop drama, a police procedural shot on location on the streets of New York in a style influenced by Italian neorealism and the newsreels of the time. Barry Fitzgerald and Don Taylor star as the homicide veteran and his young partner, respectively, investigating the murder of a high living young woman. Howard Duff and Dorothy Hart co-star.

David Carradine Talks KUNG FU Movie

Hey everyone, Ryan here with some cool news regarding David Carradine’s “Kung Fu”. Recently, Carradine sat down with the people over at suicidegirls.com and had a talk with them about some of his projects, including the big screen adaptation of his 1970s “Kung Fu” television show. Carradine says:

I know there’s talk at Warner Bros about doing a feature version of Kung Fu and they’re talking about going back and telling the original pilot movie story over again with a young actor. It would have to be a young actor because he’s studying up at the monastery. He starts out as child and a teenager. I’m 70 years old so I couldn’t play that part.

This is good news for anyone wanting to see more of Carradine’s character from Kung Fu. I will keep you posted on more information as it becomes available to us.

If It’s Movies On MySpace

Hey everyone, Ryan here with a quick little update. We have had a MySpace page for some time now and we have never really advertised it. So please add us as your friend and leave us some comments.

http://www.myspace.com/ifitsmovies

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END Trailer Here!

Hey everyone, Ryan here with a quick little update on the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END trailer.

If It’s Movies now has the HD versions of the trailer up for download. To watch the videos, click on one of the links below. To save the videos to your computer, right-click one of the links and choose “Save As.” Enjoy!

Quicktime Version

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RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION Teaser Trailer Online

Hey everyone, Ryan here with some “late” news. The teaser trailer for RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION has made its way online now, and I have to say, it looks god awful.

This trilogy has been one of the worst bastardizations of a video game franchise ever. The first RESIDENT EVIL was a good adaptation, nothing more. It was not a great film nor a terrible one, but it served its purpose. RESIDENT EVIL: APOCALYPSE was just the opposite of what the first film was. APOCALYPSE blew hard. The acting was terrible compared to the first, and having Milla Jovovich’s character become super-hero-like was just plain stupid.

Now the third one is on its way. Since when did Resident Evil take place in Las Vegas? Hell, when did Resident Evil have a desert in it? I know I have not played many of the games, but my brother has and I know I never saw him running around in a desert. How hard is it for filmmakers to stay true to original material? These people have the rights to the game/storyline, yet they decide to not stay true to what the game developers first created?

Turning a video game into a movie should be a no-brainer. The storyline is already there, the characters are already there, and the fanbase is already there. There’s not much one could do to mess that up unless they changed the first two items in that list.

For all those filmmakers out there that have the rights to video game franchises, listen up: DO NOT SCREW AROUND WITH THE STORYLINE! Make the movie like the video game. Although SILENT HILL wasn’t the greatest movie out there, at least it felt like a video game at times and at least stayed somewhat true to the storyline. Hell, even DOOM was better than the second RESIDENT EVIL.

Here is the YouTube version of the EXTINCTION trailer, but if you want to see it with better quality, head on over to Apple.com

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*Movie Review*: 300

300 is a record breaker. It was released in March and made $70 million in its first weekend. The results are astounding. But is it as good as these results suggest? To put it simply, the answer is yes, as long as you know what you’re getting into. This is not your average war epic, but it is your average graphic novel adaptation.

The key to 300 is its style. Like Sin City before it, the stylistic decisions behind the movie scream graphic novel. From beginning to end, it’s all about the shot. That’s the movie: a huge collection of shots, just like a graphic novel. The movie just has the advantage of motion and sound. You will often see shots of the battlefield and dramatic shots of the soldiers in and out of action. In the early scenes of the movie, you’ll see less of the “stunning” effect and more dramatic pictures of the characters as they speak, or shout as is more often the case. Later on, you’ll see tons of slow motion, and it never stops. Very little of the fighting is up to speed, literally. It’s less about the chaos of the battle and more about the stylistic view of a select few of the soldiers as they plow through hundreds of Xerxes’ forces. Some of the slow motion is implemented rhythmically, which creates an interesting effect. What I mean by that is that on a few occasions, you’ll see a character fighting in slow motion, then the action will speed up, and then go back to the same slow motion as before, all in a consistent rhythm.

Since this movie is about a war, the primary focus is on the battles, and if that’s what you want, then you will surely get your fix, as long as you care more about the style than the chaos of the battle (in other words, don’t expect another Battle of Helm’s Deep). This movie is not for the faint of heart, as there is no shortage of gore in it, and a bit of (arguably gratuitous) nudity as well. You will see blood from every soldier getting stabbed, but there are also a few extraordinary cases. I don’t want to give anything away, but rest assured that you will get a good view of a few gruesome deaths.

The story itself is simple. The focus is on a small army of 300 Spartans who held off thousands of Persians as Xerxes pushed through the Greek lands. This did actually happen historically, but 300 does not give a realistic portrayal of the events. In other words, this movie is not for history buffs; it’s for action fans, so don’t worry about having to deal with a lot of history. That said, there’s really not much to the story at all. That’s about it; it’s just really drawn out, although not to the point of feeling like a stretch. As I’m sure you’ve guessed from the previews, there’s a lot of shouting, and a lot of unrealistically dramatic dialogue (“Come back with this shield or on it”). The dramatic effect gained from this is very small and sometimes even begs a cry of “oh please.” But I doubt anyone will go see this movie hoping to see a good story anyway.

In terms of sound, it’s not bad, but it’s not exceptional either. As I said, most of the voice work is shouted. The soundtrack involves some hints of hard rock, which seems a bit out of place at times. It’s not overpowering though. Sound effects are good; it’s a lot of steel on steel, including some resonance, especially during slow motion, and there’s also a good bit of the traditional sound of metal stabbing into flesh.

The highly praised special effects are a key selling point here. My understanding is that the whole movie was shot indoors, which, after seeing it, sounds quite impressive. I can’t say much about the specifics without giving anything away, but I will say that it fits with the style and is high quality. The slow motion is very smooth, and you don’t get the choppy feeling that you sometimes get with slow motion in other films.

Like Sin City, the appeal here is entirely in the style. If that’s what you want, and if you enjoyed Sin City, then it’s pretty safe to assume that you will also enjoy this film. Don’t expect a good story or outstanding acting, but if all you want is some stylized metal-on-flesh action, then 300 is about as good as you’re going to get.

Winner Of Fan-Made GRINDHOUSE Trailer Announced

Hey everyone, Ryan here with an update on Quentin Tarantino’s and Robert Rodriguez’s GRINDHOUSE. A couple of months ago, Rodriguez announced a competition where fans could make a fake movie trailer and send it in to be judged by Rodriguez. Well the winner has just recently been announced as well as the two runner-ups.

The three trailers were HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN, THE DEAD WON’T DIE, and MAIDEN OF DEATH with the winner being HOBO. Check out the three trailers below…

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[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-Micq6npM]

Now, personally, I think MAIDEN OF DEATH should have won because that trailer kicked ass. HOBO has a decent premise for a movie, but the acting and visuals sucked compared to MAIDEN. What do you all think?