It’s True! LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD Sucks!

Hey folks, Ryan here…

Just got back from the midnight show, and I have to say this movie sucked.

There were hardly any funny lines, nothing terrible ever happened (except for all of the stop-lights turning green, OMG! PANIC!). Bruce Willis only kills 5 or 6 people.

The sad thing is, Bruce Willis was actually promoting this movie as being the best Die Hard since the first one…which is a total lie. You want to see the best Die Hard since the first one? Check out DIE HARD 2 and DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE. Those are good Die Hard movies. Hell, go watch Hostage. Much better than this crap.

Bruce Willis, this is for you:

You were once my favorite actor in Hollywood. You have always been a badass in all of your movies, you have always been funny and full of quips. You know what your fans want to see and you don’t BS them. But what was this crap!? DIE HARD 4.0 sucked so much, I have now lost all respect for you, especially since you were promoting it so much a month ago.

Don’t go see this movie. We must boycott PG-13 action and horror films until movie studios realize people don’t want to see that crap. R is the way to go when dealing with action and horror flicks.

There is NO Yippee-Kay-Yay-MotherFUCKER in this movie. It’s yippee-kay-yay-mo(GUNSHOT) and that’s it!

WAIT FOR THE UNRATED DVD. Rent it. You will save yourself $4 and you won’t feel as cheated.

Sorry Bruce, but you have lost another fan after pulling a stunt like this.

Screw you Fox, screw you Bruce Willis, screw you Len Wiseman…You all made one crappy movie.

I want my $7 back.

  • Some guy

    You’re an idiot.

  • Some other guy

    Nope, he’s not. Everything he said is completely true. Except for the part about the Unrated DVD, don’t bother watching that fake R version.

    Everything from this moive reeks of pure shit, because that’s exactly what it is.

  • Salifaxe5432

    This movie is garbage!!!